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Ahaa smiling
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Means Very Important Person ?
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Wrong Dear
VIP means
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V---VICHITRA
I---INDIAN
P---PRANI
Ek ladki ne bachhe le gal pe kiss kiya
Girl--Oh sorry tumhare gal pe lipsick lag gai
Baby--Kuchh acha karne se agar daag lagte hai to daag achhe hai.
Ek ladke ne apni girlfrd ke hath ko chhua aur bola
U R SO HOT JANU
Girlfrd ne ladke ko ek thappad mara aur boli
' kamine 103 degree bukhar hai aur tumhe romance suj raha hai ?'
Likho to exam me kuchh aisa likho
ki pen bhi rone pe majboor ho jaye
Har answer me wo dard bhar do
Ki check karne wala bhi disprin kha ke so jaye .
Golu :- Kya tu pass ho gaya ?
Molu:-Hamari puri class pass ho gai par hamari madam fail ho gai
Golu:-Kese
Molu:-Wo abhi bhi usi class mai hai .
Boy :- Nice dress
Girl :- Thaxs
Boy :-Nice lipstick
Girl :-Thaxs
Boy :-Makeup bhi kafi achha kiya hai
Girl :-Thank you BHAIYA
Boy :- Kamal hai fir bhi achhi nahi lag rahi ho.
Misri se mithe hai tere bol
Koi kaise lagayega tera mol
Hire se jyada hai tu anmol
Are itni tarif kar di ab to 'THANK YOU' bolo.
Aaj kal ki duniya me sharif,smart, sacha or pyara dost milna muskil hai
Mai abh tak hairan hoon ki tum logo ne muje kaise dhoondh lilya ??
Boy:- Is your eyes from McDonalds ?
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Girl :- (with mysterious look and asks) Why ?
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Boy :-Because I AM LOVING IT !!!!
Girl:- Aaj daddy ne mujhe tumhare saath bike pe dekh liya..
Boy:- ohh kaya bole woh..
Girl:-Bus ki ticket ke paise wapas le liye.
Hamaari bahut hi strict family hai..
PATNI:- Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
SANTA:- Nirmal-baba ke pas jaunga.
PATNI:- Tum kitne achhe ho, kya kahoge unse?
Santa:- Baba Apki Kripa ho gayi.
"MODERN DHAMKI"
Teacher :- Beta tumhre Test ka result aa gaya hai,
kal apne parents ko school leker aa rahe ho
ya facebook pe tag kar ke sab ko dikha dun.
Boy:-Hie baby
Girl:- Hie jannu
Boy:- Socha tum miss kar rahi hoge to call kar lu.
Girl (shocked):- Abhi 5 min pehle jo 1 ghante tak baat ki woh kya tha?
Boy: -OMG! Fir se tumhey hi lag gaya kya?
Arz Kiya H Chappal Choti Ho To Pao Me Nhi Aati,
Wah Wah
(Feeling K Sath Plz)
Chappal Choti Ho To Pao Me Nhi Aati
Aur Girlfrnd Moti Ho To Baahon Me Nhi Aati
Santa Se Puchha gaya: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Santa: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
PUNJAB mai 'HOUSEFUL' movie zara bhi nahi chali
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Why ?
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Sab ke sab SARDAR Houseful ka board padh ke wapis chale gaye.
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