Dilkash Hindi Shayari

प्रेम चाहिये तो समर्पण खर्च करना होगा,
विश्वास चाहिये तो निष्ठा खर्च करनी होगी,
साथ चाहिये तो समय खर्च करना होगा,
किसने कहा रिश्ते मुफ्त मिलते हैं,
मुफ्त तो हवा भी नहीं मिलती,
एक साँस भी तब आती है जब एक साँस छोड़ी जाती है...!!

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हँसना और हँसाना कोशिश है मेरी,
हर कोई खुश रहे, यह चाहत है मेरी,
भले ही मुझे कोई याद करे या ना करे,
लेकिन हर अपने को याद करना आदत है मेरी…!!

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मेरे खुदा ले चल ऐसे मंजर पर मेरे कदम,
जहां न कुछ पाने की खुशी हो, न कुछ खोने का गम ...!!

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बहुत देर से कोई ‪‎हिचकी‬ नहीं आई,
भुलने वालों की खुदा ‪खैर‬ करे...!!

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बेशक तुम्हारे बिना ज़िन्दगी काट सकते हैं,
लेकिन... ज़िन्दगी जी नहीं सकते....!!

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मेरे खुदा ले चल ऐसे मंजर पर मेरे कदम,
जहां न कुछ पाने की खुशी हो, न कुछ खोने का गम ..!!

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कभी सब कुछ कहकर भी बात अधूरी रहजाती है,
तो कभी कुछ ना कहकर भी बातपूरी हो जाती है,
कह दो हर वो बातजो जरुरी है कहना,
क्योँकि कभी-कभी जिन्दगी भी,
बेवक्त पूरी हो जाती है ...!!

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चलो आज फिर थोड़ा मुस्कुराया जाएँ ,
बिना माचिस के कुछ लोगो को जलाया जाएँ…!!

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समंदर में फ़ना होना तो किस्मत की निशानी है,
जो मरते है किनारों पर मुझे दुःख उन् पे होता है..!!

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ज़रुरत है मुझे कुछ नए नफरत करने वालों की
पुराने वाले तो अब चाहने लगे हैं मुझे…!!

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पता है तुम्हें तुम्हारी और हमारी मुस्कान में फर्क क्या है
तुम खुश होकर मुस्कुराते हो हम तुम्हे खुश देखकर मुस्कुराते हैं …!!

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ज़िन्दगी मे जो भी हासील करना हो,
उसे वक्त पर हासील करो
क्युकी ज़िन्दगी मौके कम और धोखे ज्यादा देती है...!!

KYA BAT HAI

Zindgi to aise hi chala kar ti hai
Lekin  kuch alag ho jaye to …..

KYA BAT HAI


Nahi bharane rang muje  tarah tarah ke  ..
Lekin  koi indradhanush bana jaye to…

KYA BAT HAI

Nahi kahna  muje kisi se  kuchh
Lekin  bina kahe  hi koi samaj jaye to ……


KYA BAT HAI

Alag alag chahero ki hai ye duniya
Lekin achanak se koi anjan hi muskrat jaye to….


KYA BAT HAI

Zindgi pyar ka dusra nam hai
Lekin  * TUM HI PYAR HO* ye koi kah jaye to …

KYA BAT HAI


Jite to hai sab apne liye
Lekin  koi dusro ke liye ji jaye to …

 KYA BAT HAI

Aise to kuchh likhana ata nahi muje
Lekin aise hi kuchh likha jaye
Aur
Aap ko pasand aa jaye to kahena ki..

KYA BAT HAI

FRIENDSHIP MSGS

Thank you  for touching my life
In ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth
But in having friends like you
A precious gift from God..!

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Friend in different languages
Iranian- DOST
German- FREUND
Herbew- CHAVER
French- AMi
Pinoy- KAiBiGAN
Dutch- VREND
Mexican- AMiGO
For me Just simply U..!

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I never expect friends to remember me
But always drop my msgs into their inbox
To show I still love to remember them..!

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Friendship is like standing on the wet cement.
Longer you stay, The harder to leave
And If u try to go you can’t go
without leaving your footprint..!

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Yahi to khoobsurat dosti ka nata hai
Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jata hai
Rahe duriyan darmiyan to parwaah nai
Dost to harpal dil me basaya jaata he..!

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Prayer For My Friends:
Kya dua karu main mere dosto ke liye. . . . . .
AE MERE KHUDA . . . Bas yehi dua hai ke
Mere dost  kabhi kisi dua ke mohtaaj na rahe..!

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Dedicated to All My Dear Friends
Fikar-e-zindagi ne thode faasle badha diye hai, warna..
Sab yaar sath hi the, abhi kal ki hi to baat hai..!

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Dost saath ho to rone mein bhi shaan hai,
Dost na ho to mehfil bhi shamshaan hai,
Saara khel in Dosto ka hi hai, Varna..
Janaza aur Baarat  dono hi ek saman hai..!

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Always try to spend few seconds
With your friends even if you are busy
Because
One day you can get free time
But not your friends back
So be in touch..!

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What is the meaning of true friend?
Jab ek dost apni akhiri saansein le raha ho
Aur uska dost ankho mein aansu le aye aur kahe
Chal uth yaar aaj last time
Maut ki class bunk karte hain..!

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Kuchh meethe pal hamesa yaad aate hai,
Palako pe aanshu chhod jate hai
Kal koi aur mile to hume na bhoolana,
Kyoki dosti ke riste zingbhar kaam aate hai..!

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Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota,
Kuchh rishto ka tol nahi hota,
Dost to mil jate hai har raste par,
Lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nhi hota..!

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Wo yaad nahi karte
Hum bhula nahi sakte
Wo hasa nahi sakte
Hum rula nahi sakte
Dosti itni khubsurat hai hamari
Wo bata nahi sakte
Aur hum jata nahi sakte..!

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Kuch rishte rab banata hai
Kuch rishte log banate hain
Par kuch log bina kisi rishte ke
Rishte nibhate hai
Shayad wo hi dost kehlate hai..!

MOHABBAT KI HAI

Teri har baat se mohabbat ki hai,
Tere ehsaas se mohabbat ki hai,

Tu mere paas nahi hai phir bhi,
Teri yaad se mohabbat ki hai,

Main tujko kis tarha bhool sakti hoon,
Maine teri har ada se mohabbat ki hai,

Kabhi to tumne bhi mujhe yaad kiya hoga,
Maine un lamhe se mohabbat ki hai,

Jinme ho sirf teri or meri baatein,
Maine un baato se mohabbat ki hai,

Or jo roshan hu main kiran banke
Maine us suraj  se mohabbat ki hai,

Tujhse milna to ab khawaab sa lagta hai,
Maine tere intezaar se mohabbat ki hai,

Maine teri har ada se har jaza se
mohabbat ki hai,

Maine sirf or sirf tumse mohabbat ki hai...!

WAQT NAHI

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.

Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,

Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.

Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.

Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.

Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi, Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi???

DARPAN

Tum darpan ho jisme maine apna roop nihaar liya

Main kya hun maine tab samjha

Jab tum me dekha khud apne ko

Mujhe aisa lga ki maine sach hote dekha sapne ko

Sach hote sapano se apna zivan sanwaar liya

Tum darpan ho jisme maine apna roop nikhaar liya…..

Main apni aankhon se pal bhar kvi ojhal na ho pata

Ban ke darpan sath hamesha rehti ho tum

Par jab jab meri palakon par udaasi ke andhiyare chhaye

Apna roop hi mujhe darpan me na dikhai diya

Jab jab dil kiya geeto me dhaal

Maine tumhe dil hi dil me pukaar liya

Tum mera darpan ho jab chaha

Kar ke kalapna apna roop nihaar liya…..

DILKASH SHAYARI PART-2

Tere Pyar ne zindagi se pehchan karai hai
Mujhe wo tufano se fir lauta ke layi hai
Bas itni hi dua karte hai khuda se hum
Bujhe na yeh shama jo jala rakhi hai ..

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Main sar se paanv tak apne hi ashqo me nahaya hun
Teri yaad me larjte dil se tumhare pas aaya hun
Chhupa lo apni baanho me mere gham aasna
Tum ho kanha jau ke meri zindagi ka aasra tum ho..

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Ye daman ab na chhutega kvi
Sune jiwan ki ek bahar ho tum
Aaogi har subah yunhi banke kiran
Ye aitbar dil ko qun hai.?

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Chand lamhe hi to hamare hai
Jo hamne teri yaad me guzare hai
Dub ke dekh kvi to ho malum
Mauje dariya ki tarah yadon ke kinare hai
Janha pyar k tarane hote hai

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Sab kuchh mila sukun ki daulat nhi mili
Ek tujh ko bhool jane ki mohlat nhi mili
Karne ko bhaut kaam thy apne liye
Magar hum ko tere khayal se fursat nhi mili. .

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Tumne hame intzar kraya,
Harpal,har lamha ham ne kiya.
Hame malum,tha tum nhi aanewale
Esiliye hamne tumko
Apane dil me basa liya jaise dhadkan..

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Ye dil,ye pagal dil mera qun bujh gya aawargi.
Es virane me ek shahar tha wo kya hua aawargi.
Kal subah mujhe beshakl aawaz ne mujhe chaunka diya,
Maine puchha tum kaun ho usne kaha aawargi.
Ye dard ki tanhaiya aur sehra ka akela safar
Ham to ukta gye apni suna aawargi.
Ek ajnabi jhonke ne jab puchha mere gham ka sabab
Sehra ki ret pe maine likha aawargi.
Ham us dil me kaise jiyenge
Ho janha zurm tanha sochna lekin saza aawargi

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Ye dil ye pagal dil mera qun bujh gya
Apni hathon ki lakiro me basa le mujhko
Hun tera nasib to apna le mujhko
Hun kaanta to daaman bacha k chal
Hun phool to apne sine me chhupa le mujhe..

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Dil to hai usi ka hai zigar v hai to usi ka hai
Jo khud ko raah a ishq me barbaad kar de
Parvaaz karte hai zammi ke parinde hi aasman me. .

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Tun mujhe soch kvi ye chahat hai meri,
Main tujhe jaan kahun ye hasrat hai meri.
Main tere pyar ka armaan liye baitha hun.
Tun kvi kisi aur ko chahe aisa khuda na kare. .

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Meri mehrum mohbbat ka sahara tu hai
Main jo jeeta hun to mere jine ka bahana tu hai
Main apne dil pe tere pyar ka ehsan liye baitha hun
Mere jeene ki vajah  tu hai..

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Tan me saanso me ye kaisa tufaan hai
Ye kaisi betaabi hai
Ye anjani qun khamoshi hai
Dil me jo baate hai hontho pe lao na.
Kyon tanha khamosh ho
Ab koi na duri na koi inkaar hai
Ab mere khawabon me aao na..aao na..

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Hamne zafaa na sikhi unko vafa na aayi
Patthar se dil lagaya aur dil pe chot khayi
Kis se kre shikayat kis se kre adavat
Hamne zafaa na sikhi unko vafa na aayi..

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Unhe kehna ke palkon pe na daale
Khawab ki chadar
Samundar ke kinare ghar bana ke
Kuchh nahi milta
Mujhe aksar chand sitaron
Se bhari khamosh raat
Se yehi aawaj aati hai
Kisike ishq me neende ganva
Ke kuchh nahi milta
Yanha begairat logon se mil
Ke kuchh nahi milta
Siva jhuthi tassali or vaade ke..

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Pyar nazaaro se ho to use kudrat kehte hai.
Sitaron se ho to zannat kehte hai.
Husn se ho to ishq kehte hai,
Aur pyar aapse ho to use kismat kehte hai..

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Ruthna ho jaruri to rutha karo
Par baad me maan jane ka vada kro
Pyar ke mod pe mil gye ho to
Kuchh hansne hasane ka vada kro..

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Phulo me jo noor hai wo tera hi shurur hai
Baato me jo pyar hai wo kiska gurur hai
Jo bhi tere pas hai wo mere liye khas hai..

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Kanha tak ye mann ko andhere chhalenge
Udaasi bhare din kvi to dhalege
Ye patjhad ke mausam pal do pal ke
Khija me fir se phool khilenge
Kahe koi kuchh v par lahar jo pyar ki uth rhi hai
Ek din kinare milege..

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Chand ke pas jo sitara hai wo hasin lagta hai.
Jab se tum ho meri nigaahon me ye zahan hasin lagta hai
Dil to do dilon ki chahat hai wohi meri amanat hai.

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Raat tanhaiyon ki dushman ho
Par tanhai meri hamsafar hai.
Safar koi v ho kat jata hai.
Manzil mile ya na mile.

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Ishq tujhse karta hun main zindagi se zyada
Main darta nhi maut se, teri judai se zyada
Chahe to aazma le mujhe kisi aur se zyada
Meri zindagi me kuchh nhi,teri mohbbat se zyada..

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"Zindagi me hamesha sabki jarurat Rakho"
par kisiki kami nhi..!
Qunki Zarurat aur v koi puri kar sakta hai
par "kisiki kami puri nhi kar sakta..

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Ye hai shola ye hai chingari
Lamhon ki ek kitab hai zindagi
Khushi aur gham ka hisab hai zindagi
Ku6 tamannaye puri to kuchh adhuri
Bus aise hi sawal hai zindagi…

Funny Punjabi jokes for Facebook & WhatsApp

Dr.:- Aapke teen daant kaise tut gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...

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Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:-
    Aapne pehchana mujko ?
Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nahi  pehchana tha.

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Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha. Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke no. hote he

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Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.

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Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:- Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi hai

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Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:- Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja, yahan hum saare hai tera dil lag jayga.

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Sardar office ja raha tha,
Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening.
Sardar gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

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Sardar kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi hai.
Sardar:- Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante baad aa jayenge.

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Sardar ne 1 number dial kiya 1 ladki ne received. Sardar:- Hello kaun.
Girl:- Main Seeta.
Sardar:- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate.

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Sardar ke truck pe likha tha "Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar"
msg. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu, Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu,Pinky de papa di gaddi".

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1 Bar sardar Rs. jama karne bank gya.
Officer:- Ye note fata hua hai dusra do.
Sardar:- Main apne A/c me jama kar rha hu, fata karu ya naya, Tujhe kya matlab hai be.

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Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai.
Air hostess ne zordar thappad sardar ke muh pe mara.
Sardar:- Kamal hai. Aadat bhi wahi hai.

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 Pagal:- Tum muslim ho?
 Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu.
 Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho.
 Sardar (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu.
 Pagal:- Lagte to sardar ho.

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Sardar (Police station ja kar kahta hai):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi hai.
Inspector:- Koun de rha hai?
Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge.

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Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola
"Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.

DUA

Ye khushbu ye hawa apke naam kar di
Mausam ki har ek ada aapke naam kar di
Dil ne chaha aaj kuch khaas tohfa de apko
To dil se nikli har dua apke naam kar di.

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Ye dua hai meri
Chand sitaron se zyada shaan ho apki
Zindagi ka sirf ek ho maksad apka
Ki asman se unchi udan ho apki.

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Tumhare liye dua mangi
Pucho khuda se tumhari lambi umar ki kamna mangi
Jab hamara aya afsana to bhi akhiri khwaise me
Tumhari mulakat mangi

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Tohafa kya aaj tumhe yaar mai du
Bachi chand khushiya bhi tumpe apni waar du
Maangi thi jo us khuda se tumhare liye
Un sabhi duaao ka tujhe main upahaar du.

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Tamannao se bhari ho zindagi
Khwahishon se bhara ho har pal
Daman bhi chota lagne lage
Itni khushian de apko aane wala pal.

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So jaiye palko me lekar sapne dher sare
Aapko kare salam ye chand or tare
Khuda se dua karenge aaj ki raat
 Pure ho apke khwab sare.

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Sajti rahe khushiyo ki mahfil
Har mahfil khushi se suhani rahe
Aap zindgi me itne khush raho
Ki khushi bhi aapki deewani rahe.

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Sab ke hatho mein kuch lakire hai
Banti jinse sab ki takdire hai
Dua hai apke hatho mein wo lakire kuch khas ho
Aur duniya ki sari khushiya aapke pas ho.

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Phoolo ne khushbhu ka jam bheja hai
Taro ne aasman se salam bheja hai
Khusiyo se bhari ho aapki zindgi
Dil se hamne ye paigam bheja hai.

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Meri raho ke jo jugnu hai wo tere hai
Raho ke jo andhere hai wo mere hai
Chhoo sakta nahi koi gum tujko kyuki
Tujh par duaon ke jo pehre hai wo mere hai.

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Mere alfazon ko jhuth na samjhna
Yaad aati ho bahut milne ki dua karna
Jee rahi hoon tumhara nam lekar
Mar jau to bewafa na samajhna.

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Khushiya ho itni ki ansu jam jaye
Lamhe ho itne ki hansi tham jaye
Pyar nibhao is tarah ki
Sath gujre har pal zindagi ban jaye.

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Khuda na kare tumhe koi gum mile
Khusi aur hasin hardam mile
Agar koi musibat aa jaye to
Uske liye kahin raste pe khade hum mile.

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Khuda ki bandagi me khudko nihal rakhna
Har dua me lab pe kuch sawal rakhna
Dur hokar bhi agar dena chaho khushi mujhe
To har ghadi har pal apna khayal rakhna.

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Khamoshi me jo sunoge wo awaz humari hogi
Zindgi bhar sath rahe wo pyar humara hoga
Duniya ki har khushi ek din aapki hogi
Kyunki inke piche dua humari hogi.

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Karib koi gam apke aaye na
Waqt apko kabhi rulaye na
Bhara rahe khushiyon se daman apka
Khuda yeh meri aarzu thukraye na.

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Jab kabi bin mange aap per khushiyon ki barsat ho
Jab kabhi aap ka dil anjani khushi se betaab ho
To samajh lena koi apko duaon me yaad kar raha hai.

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Hontho pe na kabhi koi shikwa chahiye
Bas nigahe karam or dua chahiye
Chand taaro ki tamanna nahi mujh ko
Aap salamat raho or kya chahiye.

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Ho sake toh hamari yaad sath rakhna
Dosti ka itna to ehsaas rakhna
Apki duao se milegi khushiya mujhe
Ye soch ke har dua me mujhe yaad rakna.

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Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri
Ho khushiyon bhara jahan tera
Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek tara
To khuda de-de tumko aasman sara.

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Her pal aapko muskurahto ki saugat mile
Nayi ummide naye risto ka aagaz mile
Koi gum na chhoo paye daman aapka
Har pal khushiyo ka sath mile.

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Aaj aisi kya dua doon tujh ko
Tere labon pe hansi ke phol khila de
Bas yehi dua hai meri ki
Aftab se roshan khuda teri taqdeer bana de.

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Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho
Tu jo chahe teri rahon me ho
Har wo khwab ho pura jo teri ankhon me ho
Khush kismati ki har lakir tere hathon me ho.

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Aap hamari duvao me shamil ho is tarha
Phoolo me hoti hai khushbu jis tarha
Khuda aap ki zindagi me itni khushya de
Zamin pe hoti hai barish jis tarah.

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Aaj apki din ki achhi shuruwat ho
Sare sapne apke sakar ho
Jinko rat bhar dekhte rahe sapno meapki palke
Rab kare aaj unse hi mulaqat ho.

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Ye sath na chhute dua karti hu
Ye hath me tera hath rahe dua karti hu
Jab bhi tere Lab hile mera hi naam le
RAB se yahi ilteja karti hun.

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Murja jayega mera dilebag tanhaiyo se 
Tanhaiyo se sada ke liye rukhsad mangati hu...
Jeet jaungi mai sirf ek teri ha se 
Patazad se takrane mohabbat ki ye dhal mangti hu...
Ghayal kar diya he teri katil aadaone muje
Marham jaise tere galo se uski vasuli chahti hu ....
Chun le duniya chahe muje diwaro me 
Teri chahat ke liye ek nazakat bhari maut chahti hu...
Bana baithi hu tumhe apana khuda 
Aa sanam teri khudai ki ab kabulat chahti hu ...