Dr.:- Aapke teen daant kaise tut gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...
Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:-
Aapne pehchana mujko ?
Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.
Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha. Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke no. hote he
Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.
Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:- Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi hai
Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:- Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja, yahan hum saare hai tera dil lag jayga.
Sardar office ja raha tha,
Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening.
Sardar gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.
Sardar kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi hai.
Sardar:- Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante baad aa jayenge.
Sardar ne 1 number dial kiya 1 ladki ne received. Sardar:- Hello kaun.
Girl:- Main Seeta.
Sardar:- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate.
Sardar ke truck pe likha tha "Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar"
msg. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu, Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu,Pinky de papa di gaddi".
1 Bar sardar Rs. jama karne bank gya.
Officer:- Ye note fata hua hai dusra do.
Sardar:- Main apne A/c me jama kar rha hu, fata karu ya naya, Tujhe kya matlab hai be.
Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai.
Air hostess ne zordar thappad sardar ke muh pe mara.
Sardar:- Kamal hai. Aadat bhi wahi hai.
Pagal:- Tum muslim ho?
Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu.
Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho.
Sardar (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu.
Pagal:- Lagte to sardar ho.
Sardar (Police station ja kar kahta hai):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi hai.
Inspector:- Koun de rha hai?
Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge.
Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola
"Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.
